These two were not presented in class:
Grapevine
Mouth
I created a letter head featuring a symbol the Student Union may adopt as well as a piece of satire featured below.
We
the Students of Antioch Midwest, in order to form a Student Union, have
gathered each Saturday at lunch. No one would disagree that the AUM is a
student centered institution with its pyramid structure, administrators
making over six figures, and total lack of student activities.
Nonetheless, a group of communist agitators and their mindless lackeys
have insisted on forming this group to facilitate student involvement on
campus.
It
is obvious that the students of AUM do not want academic amenities.
Sustainability majors enjoy talking about their field, rather than
working in one. New graduates prefer to go-it-alone when entering the
workforce rather than relying on the assistance of a pesky Career
Services Department. Those student pursuing careers in Academia don’t
want to be bothered with T.A. positions.
If
we really wanted such things, why would we borrow thousands of dollars
in student loans for a degree from an institution like Antioch? It is not
as if we feel pressured by our society to pursue an education in order
the get a decent job. We are definitely not inspired by the success
stories on the walls of AUM. Certainly we are not interested in an
educational experience that values our individual experience rather than
focusing on numbers of incoming and graduating students. We are not
impressed by our passionate faculty or the legacy of Horace Mann.